Take Yer Best Shot!

Dear Link Lover,

I have a great idea!

As we all know, Vice President Cheney accidentally shot his friend Harry W. while hunting quail this past week. Whooeee! He confessed, albeit a day or two later, that he 'done it,' he'd pulled the trigger, and it was entirely his fault... and he'll remember the image of his friend falling to the ground FOREVER!

Okay. So sad... But it didn't have to happen.

Dick and his friends could have very simply alleviated all that grief and embarrassment. One of the "worst days of (his) life" could have been transformed completely, with no fear of possibly killing someone while VP! How?

Paintball guns!

That's right. What if everyone, armed with paintball guns, was "hunting" the other guys? Now imagine, if you will - Dick shoots and hits Harry in the face with a paint ball:

Dick: Ha-ha! I got you! I sure did!

Harry: Yup, you got me alright. (Harry wipes the paint and tears from his eyes.) Ha! Ha! Ha!

Then, Harry is out of the game and free to could go clean up while Dick continues with the fun.

So that's my idea - instead of 28-gauge shotguns, the whole expedition should have packed Airsoft Guns, for all the fun and excitement of the hunt without the possibility of killing any innocent quail (although apparently the quail weren't in any danger) or your lawyer friends!

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Well, that's it for this time!

Your Lively Link Lady